*changes tab while watching anime*
**forgets that you dont understand japanese**
people have their embarrassing punk or emo phases but I had an embarrassing Ayn Rand phase
omfg i’m gonna get a nosebleed what do i do with this information
please you already know what my voters’ registration card says
i do and i accept you
it needs to be updated but I am too lazy for the paperwork
that was a joke you do you i accept you even if it’s not cause your lazy as fuck omg
This has been a long winter and I look forward to the cicadas this summer. sidenote: an upright triangles is the symbol of fire.
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
"hey can i have a couple of those fries"
my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score
i shit you not
probably one of my favorite myths of all time god damn